How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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