is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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