thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
