what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
