Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
don't judge my taste in strippers
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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