everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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