: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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