i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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