So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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