I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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