:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I should be sponsored by Trojan
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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