In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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