Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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