It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i barfeds in our rink
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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