Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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