Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Dear god my vagina.
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