How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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