k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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