Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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