whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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