We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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