I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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