No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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