What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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