The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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