apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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