your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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