So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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