My pussy is not your playground.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
cat food counts as protein by the way
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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