Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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