U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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