operation harelip BJ is a go
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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