come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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