and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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