We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
