that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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