considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Randomize
