who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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