You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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