Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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