So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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