Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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