If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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