He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
ttyl tear gas
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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