I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
