Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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