i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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