just come out here and I will go home with you...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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