When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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