i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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